March 27, 2003

"The Illmatic"

Metafilter has been on a roll today. Here's Kim Jong Il's LiveJournal.

Dear diary. Bush still doesn’t ‘get it.’ I tried making my feelings clear but he’s too busy ignoring me, he is such a jerk. Everything in his life is just Saddam, Saddam, Saddam and I am sick of it.

On the plus side, I think my hair looked pretty good today. Also I went frolicking at Paektu Mountain and the rainbow came out again. After dinner some of my subjects sang me a song because I invented Outer Space.

Priceless.

Posted by Dork at March 27, 2003 05:26 PM
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