I had forgotten to charge my mp3 player yesterday, and ended up listening to Rush while getting lunch. He was reading questions from a CENTCOM press briefing, and filling in the answers with what he would have liked to say. It was pretty standard, till this quesion came up (paraphrased 'cause I wasn't paying too much attention):
Q: We have reports that Saddam Hussein and his inner circle are dug-in securely in a bunker in Iraq. How are we going to deal with that?
A: We will find them, we will dig them up, and then we will rebury them. Next question?
Heh.
Posted by Dork at March 27, 2003 02:57 PM | TrackBack