October 29, 2002

They must know the same dogs I know

Yes, I know, DailyP already hit this one, but in my opinion he missed the best one.

My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

This describes not only most of the dogs I know, but both of my cats. Cat owners out there, be warned... Do not change the kitties food from diet to regular at a time of the year that requires your windows be closed to conserve heat. Good God.

I accept that my sense of humour is, to put it charitably, juvenile. This one nearly made me shoot beer out of my nose.

Posted by Dork at October 29, 2002 11:09 PM | TrackBack
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